Tell jokes

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  • A wife says to her husband, “I’ve lost five pounds.” He replies, “Oh, you finally got all your makeup off?”
  • A wife sees her husband standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in his stomach.
    She says, “That won’t help.”
    He replies, “Sure it will; otherwise I can’t read the numbers.”
  • Did you hear about the agnostic that was dyslexic? He didn’t believe there was such a thing as a dog.

Admit it. You feel better.

Not yet?

  • Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. Neil A. spelled backwards is Alien. Anyone else freaked out right now?!?!
  • When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!”

Now do you feel better?

According to healthguide.org, laughter has many benefits

Physical Health Benefits

• Boosts immunity
• Lowers stress hormones
• Decreases pain
• Relaxes your muscles
• Prevents heart disease

Mental Health Benefits

• Adds joy and zest to life
• Eases anxiety and fear
• Relieves stress
• Improves mood
• Enhances resilience

Social Benefits

• Strengthens relationships
• Attracts others to us
• Enhances teamwork
• Helps defuse conflict
• Promotes group bonding

Tell jokes for your own good and to benefit others.

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